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Join Date: Dec 2009
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i can make anything worse if i try. Also, i can't show you my tits but you can see my cock if you want.
See? totally made things worse |
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 21,356
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We should have a sonic youth cock fight where we tape on razorblades and slap them together until one falls off.
Mine is like a tree-trunk. You better bring a chainsaw. See? I can make things so much worse than you imagined. So much worse for your cock. |
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Join Date: Dec 2009
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Your tone-lowering abilities appear to know no bounds. TEACH ME GREAT ONE.
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: cybatraz!
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He has a lot to say(about his penis).
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"Quote as fuck."
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 21,356
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My penis is spoken of in hushed tones, under the snow-laden roof of the great long-house of King Hrothgar, as the legend-born spear Hrõpigaizaz, slayer of both fiend and fair maiden alike.
Across the Rainbow Bridge, in Trøllheim, the Frost Giants melt from its radiant heat. Bask in my scintillating glow, little men. |
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invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: In the land of the Instigator
Posts: 22,611
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the ship's blacksmith on whaling vessels would skin the penis shaft of the whales they caught, cure the skin, and use it to make fireproof aprons for their smithy-work.
whale cock has 2 inch thick cock skin. Melville rules all BTW |
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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you disgust me.
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Winter is cumming.
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little trouble girl
Join Date: Dec 2009
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me by default. also, **2013 |
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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I work SO VERY HARD to scare away new people, and look what you've gone and done.
SHAME. |
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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THANK YOU, SWEATHEART.
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Join Date: Dec 2009
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Gimme 20 euros and I'll vomit on cam for you |
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invito al cielo
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 21,356
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Tell us about the farting. Does nici fart a lot whilst passed the fuck out?
Rate these farts from 1 - 11 (considering frequency, tone, and smell). |
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Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: black in georgia
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11. everyone's fart stink. even the famous passed the fuck out and close to being semi furry obsessed drunk and hats indentifying nici. they're all rank. ranked top ten and passed gased 11. you stank!!!! |
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Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: black in georgia
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i have to say nici. my farts are very rank too. esp after that ten bean chili i had the other night. they aren't barf worthy just wrinkle worthy. like "oh my god", instead of "what died", but you'll get over it in five minutes. |
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children of satan
Join Date: Aug 2011
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hi my name is karen i am 21 and from leeds i really like scabic yewth.
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bad moon rising
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: woly boly
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i'm going to my dads funeral in 2 hours
this ones for him! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9ghxvFiG2g also, seeing him on his death bed i swear, this is what he looked like he never had hair like that before it freaks me out, because this is all i can think of that and me and my dad listening to this album when i was 6 or 7 |
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invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: In the land of the Instigator
Posts: 22,611
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Take care Dr Choco.
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Arlen, Texas
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For some reaason, we can't view the video in America. So sorry to hear about your loss......Peace and Sonic Love! |
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