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Old 06.22.2011, 01:11 PM   #1
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OK, so the apocalypse is tomorrow. Of course, it isn't just a single day of chaos that will destroy the world, it's like a seven-day battle during which Heaven is open or something like that. But this is the time to act! It's time for the boldest plan in the history of mankind: to kill God!
And think a bit about this, if the apocalypse turns out to be real, it means God is real, and not the regular type of God, but the type of God in which people like pedophile priests and old ladies believe in. You know what I mean, right? And it means that a lot of other illogical and cruel stuff from the bible is true as well, right? Like the story of Abel and Cain, which kinda proves that God isn't a nice man. Or the fact that God told Adam not to eat the apple, which is like fascism.
So, what do you think? If the apocalypse is tomorrow, will you help in the epic struggle against our mischievous creator?
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Old 06.22.2011, 01:14 PM   #2
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Old 06.22.2011, 01:16 PM   #3
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What if the apocalypse isn't tomorrow?
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Old 06.22.2011, 01:18 PM   #4
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Old 06.22.2011, 01:53 PM   #5
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Old 06.22.2011, 01:54 PM   #6
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of course it doesn't matter if it's tomorrow or not. what will you do?
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Old 06.22.2011, 01:58 PM   #7
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Old 06.22.2011, 02:03 PM   #8
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I'll worry about it when it happens. Maybe I'll go to Hell cuz that's where all my friends will end up.
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Old 06.23.2011, 08:57 AM   #9
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Old 06.23.2011, 09:37 PM   #10
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It's tomorrow from what was yesterday. That is, your 'what if' statement is debunked now. Although, I'll admit it certainly seems somewhat logical in a sense that an apocalypse very well could be coming in the not too distant future. It's actually adding up to that as I see it in my daily life. Let's hope I'm wrong. And I'll be honest again, I don't predict these kinds of things much, and I don't mean to predict it, but it does look like at least something revolutionary is coming that we've never seen before.
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Old 06.23.2011, 11:00 PM   #11
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What if the Apocalypse is an orgy?
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Old 06.23.2011, 11:57 PM   #12
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An orgy of DEATH!



.......death orgy. I like the sound of that.
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Old 06.24.2011, 12:08 AM   #13
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15 seconds later, what do you do ?
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Old 06.24.2011, 12:42 AM   #14
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An orgy of DEATH!



.......death orgy. I like the sound of that.

I was just trying to set up Genteal with a "fuck off"


What would you do if the apocalypse was an orgy?

"Please, fuck off"

Perhaps I gotta work on my material haha
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Old 06.24.2011, 09:20 PM   #15
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Old 06.25.2011, 12:36 AM   #16
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Farewell.
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noooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh
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Old 06.26.2011, 06:56 PM   #17
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It appears that the apocalypse only hit half of the earth.
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Old 06.27.2011, 10:12 AM   #18
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I'm quite sure that it WILL be to tomorrow.

tell a friend.
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Old 06.27.2011, 11:21 AM   #19
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no, not tomrrow. Can you tell God, or whoever it is organizing this event, to postpone it for the weekend? Times New Viking is wednesday and I"ll just DIE if I don't get to see them.
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Old 06.27.2011, 12:20 PM   #20
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