Why does Porkmarras start 4 threads about Americans in one day?

Alex's Trip · 11.13.2006, 10:12 PM

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Stupid Americans
American Stupidity
Americans=Twats
Why are american posters so boring?

Talk about boring.

static-harmony · 11.13.2006, 10:13 PM

Because he is obssessed with Americans. Like you and me.

static-harmony · 11.13.2006, 10:19 PM

He is obssessed with the way Americans are and act, their(our) whole cultural attitude towards everything.

Alex's Trip · 11.13.2006, 10:21 PM

Noted

Intellivision · 11.14.2006, 07:18 AM

a) he's petty
b) he craves attention
c) he's mentally unbalanced
d) he's a dick
e) all of the above

_slavo_ · 11.14.2006, 07:19 AM

I think he's just fucking with y'all

porkmarras · 11.14.2006, 07:33 AM

Successful at something that lasts.

jon boy · 11.14.2006, 07:55 AM

in many ways he is proving points.

Pookie · 11.14.2006, 07:56 AM

Everything is said for a reason.

11.14.2006, 07:58 AM

because americans are 4 times stupid

porkmarras · 11.14.2006, 08:07 AM

Unfortunately idiots constantly out-stink me Jico.

11.14.2006, 08:41 AM

Yes, i proved that on previous threads.

RdTv · 11.14.2006, 08:42 AM

^ Good point.

As porkmarras' roasting of americans?

He's a cunt.

Keep in mind he's entertaining, amusing and quick witted, so this creates all in all an interesting cunt, one who in some cases says things that make you laugh, or cry or both. I believe Glice has distilled this theory down to a basic formula...were all cunts, but who of us is funny and amusing. Well porkmyass is those things.

porkmarras · 11.14.2006, 09:05 AM

What if i said that a certain american twat was simply a twat and you wouldn't be able to decide if i was joking or not?What i like about the internet is very much what i dislike about it: i can pretend i know nothing about some cunt and you don't know if that's 100% true.

atari 2600 · 11.14.2006, 09:11 AM

It's beginning to seem as if you cannot write much without using the words "twat" or "cunt" and it's fairly curious behavior for a gay man such as yourself.

porkmarras · 11.14.2006, 09:16 AM

I've abandoned any will to live and instead started spending all of my time on here a while ago.It seems to suit myself.To put it more simply: i haven't lived much anyway.Why start now?Funny,though,how i wish you to be stalkerish(and you are not the only one) towards me atari.I must be making an impression on you more than i would have given myself credit for.

atari 2600 · 11.14.2006, 09:23 AM

We all know here that it's actually the other way around, so nice try, nutcase.

my best guess at some statistics are:

used the word "twat" - 5,458 times
"cunt" - 2,302
"rubbish" - 8,781
"tosser" - 549
mentioned how great he is or implied how great he is by "putting someone else in their place" - 11,002

the actual statistics available for porkmarras:
Total Posts: 12,239 (51.43 posts per day)

porkmarras · 11.14.2006, 09:24 AM

You forgot the calls for a nurse,atari!!

Tokolosh · 11.14.2006, 09:29 AM

*Sits back in his armchair and enjoys the bitching, while chewing on a mega cheese sandwich*

Alex's Trip · 11.14.2006, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nefeli

about what you say, would assume that the "history" of poster, can more or less give an idea if its a "joke" or not.

I understood that they were jokes.

I'm just saying too much of a good thing (12000 posts of it actually) is a bad thing.

No doubt that Porkmarras is amusing, but I, myself, have grown bored of him lately.

11.13.2006, 10:12 PM	#1
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	... Stupid Americans American Stupidity Americans=Twats Why are american posters so boring? Talk about boring.
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11.13.2006, 10:13 PM	#2
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Because he is obssessed with Americans. Like you and me. __________________
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11.13.2006, 10:19 PM	#3
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	He is obssessed with the way Americans are and act, their(our) whole cultural attitude towards everything. __________________
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11.13.2006, 10:21 PM	#4
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	Noted
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11.14.2006, 07:18 AM	#5
Intellivision i'm a rotten little fuck Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 347	a) he's petty b) he craves attention c) he's mentally unbalanced d) he's a dick e) all of the above
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11.14.2006, 07:19 AM	#6
_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,886	I think he's just fucking with y'all __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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11.14.2006, 07:33 AM	#7
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Successful at something that lasts. __________________
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11.14.2006, 07:55 AM	#8
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	in many ways he is proving points. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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11.14.2006, 07:56 AM	#9
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	Everything is said for a reason.
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11.14.2006, 07:58 AM	#10
Jico Posts: n/a	because americans are 4 times stupid
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11.14.2006, 08:07 AM	#11
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Unfortunately idiots constantly out-stink me Jico. __________________
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11.14.2006, 08:41 AM	#12
Jico Posts: n/a	Yes, i proved that on previous threads.
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11.14.2006, 08:42 AM	#13
RdTv invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lexington,KY USA Posts: 2,512	^ Good point. As porkmarras' roasting of americans? He's a cunt. Keep in mind he's entertaining, amusing and quick witted, so this creates all in all an interesting cunt, one who in some cases says things that make you laugh, or cry or both. I believe Glice has distilled this theory down to a basic formula...were all cunts, but who of us is funny and amusing. Well porkmyass is those things.
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11.14.2006, 09:05 AM	#14
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	What if i said that a certain american twat was simply a twat and you wouldn't be able to decide if i was joking or not?What i like about the internet is very much what i dislike about it: i can pretend i know nothing about some cunt and you don't know if that's 100% true. __________________
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11.14.2006, 09:11 AM	#15
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	It's beginning to seem as if you cannot write much without using the words "twat" or "cunt" and it's fairly curious behavior for a gay man such as yourself.
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11.14.2006, 09:16 AM	#16
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	I've abandoned any will to live and instead started spending all of my time on here a while ago.It seems to suit myself.To put it more simply: i haven't lived much anyway.Why start now?Funny,though,how i wish you to be stalkerish(and you are not the only one) towards me atari.I must be making an impression on you more than i would have given myself credit for. __________________
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11.14.2006, 09:23 AM	#17
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	We all know here that it's actually the other way around, so nice try, nutcase. my best guess at some statistics are: used the word "twat" - 5,458 times "cunt" - 2,302 "rubbish" - 8,781 "tosser" - 549 mentioned how great he is or implied how great he is by "putting someone else in their place" - 11,002 the actual statistics available for porkmarras: Total Posts: 12,239 (51.43 posts per day)
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11.14.2006, 09:24 AM	#18
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	You forgot the calls for a nurse,atari!! __________________
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11.14.2006, 09:29 AM	#19
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Sits back in his armchair and enjoys the bitching, while chewing on a mega cheese sandwich
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