I'm coming in you - Page 2

atsonicpark · 08.13.2009, 10:04 AM

Putting a huge load on a chick's face while they're talking dirty to you with their own panties in their mouths = priceless.

gmku · 08.13.2009, 10:24 AM

For everything else, there's Visa.

floatingslowly · 08.13.2009, 10:25 AM

oh, thank gawd, he's back.

I've been worried that you had the big one gmku.

SONIC GAIL · 08.13.2009, 10:35 AM

no more babies! My stomach has been ravaged enough!

MellySingsDoom · 08.13.2009, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Putting a huge load on a chick's face while they're talking dirty to you with their own panties in their mouths = priceless.

I know who you are now - you're really Juntaro from Gergerigegege. Maybe the next Scissor Shock release could be you and your lady on the job, with a suitable noisy backing - car horns that play "Colonel Bogey", banjos played through a cranked amp, and recordings of hooting owls.

noisereductions · 08.13.2009, 11:21 AM

why did nobody try to help me with garbage disposal dilemma?

floatingslowly · 08.13.2009, 11:21 AM

I'm totally making girlgun eat her own panties.

totally.

floatingslowly · 08.13.2009, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by noisereductions

why did nobody try to help me with garbage disposal dilemma?

sorry, I thought I did. it was dead-air though.

yes. run water. yes. use it. you shouldn't wash anything down yr drain that "a baby can't chew". the disposal takes care of that.

I hope this helps.

also: tell yr wife to stop flushing tampons NOW. trust me on this...

davenotdead · 08.13.2009, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL

no more babies! My stomach has been ravaged enough!

babies come out of the stomach??

SONIC GAIL · 08.13.2009, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

babies come out of the stomach??

They call it a C-section

davenotdead · 08.13.2009, 12:40 PM

well... what's a d-section?

atsonicpark · 08.13.2009, 12:41 PM

I blow a load on her face and make her say grace.

SONIC GAIL · 08.13.2009, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I blow a load on her face and make her say grace.

piss off

atsonicpark · 08.13.2009, 01:00 PM

Haha. My girlfriend LOVES getting a facial. She hates to swallow though. The exact opposite of every girl I've been with. What can I say.. I like it.

artsygrrl · 08.13.2009, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

Our garbage disposal broke, and my wife hired some tweaker dude she found on Craig's List to fix it. He left a drill that's worth more than we paid him on our porch and we haven't seen or heard from him in days. I should probably buy a shotgun now.

Naw, just send him a fruit basket.

artsygrrl · 08.13.2009, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

whether you like it or not

OK, but you have to sleep on the wet spot!

08.13.2009, 10:04 AM	#21
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Putting a huge load on a chick's face while they're talking dirty to you with their own panties in their mouths = priceless. __________________
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08.13.2009, 10:24 AM	#22
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	For everything else, there's Visa. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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SONIC GAIL invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama Posts: 3,723	no more babies! My stomach has been ravaged enough! __________________
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08.13.2009, 01:00 PM	#34
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Haha. My girlfriend LOVES getting a facial. She hates to swallow though. The exact opposite of every girl I've been with. What can I say.. I like it. __________________
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