Thats right. I know there's been a 'post yr gear' thread, but this is different, motha. I'll get started.
Fender Jazzmaster
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3.../smilejazz.jpg
Notes:
1998 Japanese Reissue
Gauges: .42 .38 .32 .16 .11. .09
Candy Apple Red
2 Soapbar pickups
Rosewood Fretboard
Switches taped up
2 Knobs (volume broken)
Cosmos Mystery Area sticker
GTA Sticker
Cheshire Cat sticker