stupid-ass jessica alba took pictures of herself putting up posters of fucking
sharks around OKC.
she was trying to spread
the message of fucking shark tolerance....in Oklahoma, of all places.
the posters contained no message and were simply a picture of a fucking shark. she even pasted one over a billboard for the united way.
in protest of alba's defacement of my fair city, I plan to hunt, kill and eat as many fucking sharks as possible.
fucking sharks, man. I hope they all die. die by my hand.