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My solution: these 8 songs are in an invisible loop in the air. You say a command, like "Songs on," and the music begins. Say "Video," and you get either the MTV video or the full cover (back, front, innersleeve, gatefold) of the original LP.
The guitar is stored, in its case, in a climate-controlled, weather-proof bunker.
I have two copies of the book, but FedEx implanted a chip in both to detect when either becomes damaged, in which case they overnight, at no expense to me, fresh new copies.
Hey, it's my fantasy island, right?
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Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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