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Old 01.20.2010, 03:53 PM   #13
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Originally Posted by amerikangod
You'd think so, but the dick is the least of my concerns in regards to this. I mean, I got one of those (a fact I've shared many times on this board), I see it and use it every day. It's a pretty big part in me getting off. I'm totally comfortable with it as part of sex. But when I'm beating off or getting it on with a lady, I'm never reflecting on how broad my shoulders feel or how deep my voice is when I ask her if she wants it in the ass. These things are functional to me, simply the state of things, not errogenous players, so to speak. So, seeing them in a partner... they can only make me be all "WHOA A DUDE, NOT INTO THIS."

A dick in a boning session is pretty congruous, just as seeing a fork, spoon and knife next to a dinner plate is (or two forks next to a dinner plate, even.) But a fork, knife, and a pile of chest hair might give you pause.

Mind you, I've never done it with a ladyboy, even considered courting one or anything of the sort. It's an infrequent internet porn thing. This could all evaporate instantly in a real-life setting.

I could take a buff or deep voiced chick, but the dick is total deal breaker. I could manage to eat at a table with a knife, a fork and some unsightly hair growth, but I prefer to use my knife to cut my own meat, rather then get entangled in a sword fight. but hey, to each his own.
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