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i wrote a letter to the NME once, told em to leave Liam Gallagher and Damon Alburn alone and let em sort out their differences themselves.
needless to say i was woken from my bed at 4am the following week with an AK47 stuck to my nose, stripped of my clothes and marched out to a forest behind my house, tied to a tree and had my sack blown off in front of my eyes, then with my blood they wrote somethin on the tree behind me but i didnt know what it was till morning broke, when i was untied i turned around it said...
NEVER FUCK WITH THE NME
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