[Neongod]

Not bad, not bad....
Imagine a rap with multiple voices...try and follow along...

Thinkin bout
buyin me a stairway to heaven
while I'm robbin' a 7-11
for Christmas Presents

My lil neice
could probably use some antifreeze
"Mutha fucka gimme the keys to the safe"
"OH Please don't hurt me!"

"Look at me!
I'm not gonna hurt you
I just wanna take a few things from you
and there better be a clean fuckin restroom"

Grab myself the hustlers and some cases of beer
clean the register out and tell the cashier not to shout
as this fat bitch walks in
ass has gotta weigh 350 pounds
Asking, "Do you know how to get downtown?"

"I do but it'll cost your credit card,
and the rest of the contents of your wallet"
"Oh my God!"
"That's right bitch it's a robbery now stop stallin"

Too many witnesses now, maybe I could put them in the freezer
No way Neon, there's gotta be a way that's easier
"If I walk away and leave you unharmed?
You gonna trip the alarm?
Turn me in just cuz I'm breakin a few laws?"
"Please just leave us alone"
"That's what I'm asking you bitch
Gonna keep yo' mouth shut or you gonna be a snitch?
Cuz I swear I will tear your fuckin eyes out
even if they arrest me tonight I'm gonna find you."
"We promise to not say a thing" "Alright man
but you're takin a chance cuz I'll come back for your punk ass"
And as I leave with my stash in my hands, I see the police van
"Mother fucker, put up your hands!"
So now I'm doin 8 to 10
Was sittin pretty just a week ago
now I'm in the pen.


That was weak, but I'm drunk....so fuck all ya'll. Much love. hehe