Bender: "I'll avenge you master. I swear, in the presence of these drunken bums that I shall defeat Elzar!"
Hobo: "Ohh, I'm not drunk. I'm mentally ill. But I likes what-what you said."
Professor: "Good lord! According to the spectralizer, Spargel's magic ingredient was ... water! Ordinary water!"
Crew: "HU! NO!"
Fry: "Ah, so the real gift Spargel gave you was confidence. The confidence to be your best."
Professor: "Yes, ordinary water. Laced with nothing more than a few spoons full of LSD."
Marv Albert: *bang* "Yeees! He's really showing us what a man with a cannon in his chest can do!"
Fry: "All right… It's Saturday night. I have no date, a two liter bottle of Shasta and my all rush mix tape. Let's rock!"
Hedonism bot : "Let the games...begin!"
Hedonism Bot: We shall party like the Greeks of old!
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lowers voice]
Hedonism Bot: You know the ones I mean.