[schizophrenicroom]

my list

abercrombie and fitch
aeropostale
hollister
people that go "omg i live an abercrombie LIFESTYLE" (i mean, big deal, you wear shitty expensive clothes. whoop.)
really bright lights
racecar driving
tree-huggers who refuse to accept anyone else's opinions
diehard conservatives
people who talk in movies REALLY LOUD
people who play with their cell phone ring tones during movies
people who argue over popcorn in movies
most people who go to movies
wendys because they don't have any fish sandwiches or fruity stuff
really dirty cars
girls that wear four shirts at once because "omg the mannequins are like this at abercrombie!"
the girl from my science class that walked around epcot with her shorts unbuttoned because a mannequin at abercrombie was dressed like that
really big sunglasses that make you look like a bug
popped collars
short skirts worn on people that should NOT be exposing those parts of their leg
people that combine all three trends seen above
louis vuitton
people that are famous for being famous
people more famous for their relationships than their performances/albums/etc
people that always go "lol i'm so nerdy" just because they saw star wars: episode ii for hayden christensen
people that call themselves dorks or nerds even though they aren't, they just like to giggle about it
wankstas
larry the cable guy
jeff foxworthy
people that worship larry the cable guy and jeff foxworthy and are wankstas
rednecks and people that go "yeah redneck pride"
confederate flags- the civil war ended a few years ago, dude
cars that blast their bass
cars that blast their stereo so we can hear how much they love black eyed peas's "don't phunk with my heart" from a mile away
ac/dc
those who don't believe van halen seriously rock
stupid people that think something is "icky" or "stupid" and dismiss everything that isn't in their little teeny bubble "weird"
my friend, that whenever i'm reading a book, will take it and try to find something weird to read out loud and go "WTF ARE YOU READING lol this is so weird you read dumb books"
people that say they're an athiest hardcore one day, but goes to youth group all of a sudden and demands i should totally love jesus lol and that he should be my homeboy (like her aim icon, "jesus is my homeboy" being used with no irony) and that god is awesome (religion is cool, one of my best friends is pretty religious, but when you shove it in someone's face i want to shove my foot up your ass)
televangelists
chick lit, chick flicks, chick anything
that one channel that shows "shawshank redemption" 56486483582 times a month
when tv channels air movies but edit it horribly and make the cuts to commercial really awkward, usually at the most dramatic part then they just jump ahead after break after the drama actually happens
calling star wars and its fandom stupid
calling me a trekkie when i'm talking about star wars
asking me why i think someone is cute
when someone asks if someone's cute and i say no, they flip out and go 'NO WAY HE'S CUTE' and they don't realize my opinion kind of differs
anything wildly overpriced
bloomingdales
spandex shorts
lycra shorts
polyester
people wearing red spandex shorts while riding a bicycle and posessing male genitalia
jennifer aniston
justin timberlake
fall out boy and bands related to them, like panic! at the disco or whatever their name is
fangirls who refuse to believe that yes, the backstreet boys and nsync have broken up
hanson fangirls
cameltoe
when people wear too-tight jeans and too-small shirts so they're like muffin tops
runny spaghetti sauce
mickey mouse ears
disneyworld
long lines


um... yeah.