One day you will all wake up and turn on the TV or radio an dhear news of conan o'brien having been assaulted by an unknown individual who proceeded to shove ripe shit up his nose and in his eyes giving conan the infections you get when someone shoves shit in your eye and how his head was ahved bvald a la britney o'connor and how every single person that has ever known him or worked with him saw the news and laughed and screamed "IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME THAT ASSHOLE GOT HIS!"
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