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Old 05.22.2014, 10:20 PM   #903
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Originally Posted by pony
i am "okay" drunk.

can i invite someone i barely know to be my date to a private party where i don't know anyone but basically HAVE to go if I want to keep friends?

i will touch his butt with my hands. and maybe even his tongue with mine.
but for one night only.
advice?

why not? just don't pass out/get roofied.

 
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