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Old 04.27.2013, 06:41 AM   #109
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SOURCES close to Moore claim his courtship routine is to bombard his chosen target with bad, self conscious poetry which over uses the words "light" and "free" as adjectives. An anonymous source said "When T-dog is performing some noise jam at a dive bar he will tell the chick that its due to sexual frustration from her refusal of his advances. Then, when she finally gives in and 'rides his silver rocket' the promised duet on his next acoustic album never arrives. Instead all she gets is a photo copy of some forgotten hardcore zine from 1981 with her name hastily scribbled in the 'thanks to' section in organic black marker. More than a few have been fooled by his pre boning new age poetry prayer to 'Our Holy Mother the Goddess of Light' which he claims averts the need for contraception. But usually, after she's done spitting on his orange roll, she finds herself mysteriously missing from the next nights Chelsea Light Moving guest list."
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