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Don't do something you can get charged for... that's just.. stupid.
I think I would make a giant castle around myself out of boxes and shit in the middle of the store, and then burst out of it saying something way cooler than I can come up with, and never come back.
OR, since you work at Wal-Mart, you could either change all the prices to be really high, or really really low.
Or you could pretend to meditate all day and say Buddhism is the path you have chosen. Be sure to show up in a brown robe.
Or you could slowly fake (or for real) go insane.
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