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Originally Posted by Mariella Butt
Dear Pookie,
I've found an old smelly shoe in the attic the other day.Should i flog it or use it for sexual purposes?
Mariella Butt
Wigan
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Use it for flogging.
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Originally Posted by gill chesterton
dear pookie,
i'm not even going to try to be funny, i need money, fast.
gill chesterson
sussex
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I'm sorry gill, but if you're not even going to TRY to be funny...
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Originally Posted by Constantine Clarence-Toppington-Smithington
Dear Pookie,
I sometimes like to have ice with my G & T, sometimes not. Should I?
Yours,
Constantine Clarence-Toppington-Smithington, Burnham.
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Yes you should sometimes & sometimes not.
And while we're at it, go to the beach in Burnham and deflate the fucking bouncy castle that my daughter broke her ankle on.