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oh look at me i'm a americunt.
look at me shooting democracy into the heads of iraqi babies. can just film heroic hollywood films afterwords and reality will alter itself accordingly cuz god spake anglish. that way i nevar lose! just like nam were i won my gal sallys heart and the gooks dressed us in floral necklaces and sang their masters praises. hoo boy.
what's that little girl? you want healthcare? no you gotsta PA$Y cos anything else is socialislam. i dont care if your family have to go $40k into debt, here, have some meth instead.
that's good ole fashioned mommas home cooked ME$TH for jesus braev soldiers tu kill them iraqfastans who is drinking our oil.
i'm numba 1 coz i start counting from the ground floor.
will never put down my weapons coz the engalish are still waiting to steele my SHI$T.
they weaponized the lightbulbs, spy cameras inside the webcams.
this is it right? you're all proud of these things like you so often remind me. i'm doing it right yeah? never apologize yeah?
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