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terriblecanyons · 08.11.2009, 12:26 AM

Sell it to a head shop. Express that it's used.
Replace a lamp base with it.
Use it as a glowstick at raves.
Use it as a backscratcher.
Use it as a loofah.
Use it as a cooking utensil.
Tell a small child it is a glow in the dark bludgeoning tool.

08.11.2009, 12:26 AM	#3
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Sell it to a head shop. Express that it's used. Replace a lamp base with it. Use it as a glowstick at raves. Use it as a backscratcher. Use it as a loofah. Use it as a cooking utensil. Tell a small child it is a glow in the dark bludgeoning tool.
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