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Originally Posted by Severian
I H-A-T-E getting my haircut.
HATE.
I’m like Buddy in “Rais High the Roofbeam, Carpenters.” It always seems like other people’s hair gets on me (was that Buddy? Or was it Walt? Fuck... all those Glas family boys... damn you, Salinger) and I’m always itchy as FUCK and rarely have the time to take a shower immediately after a haircut, in which case I don’t get a haircut because I’m not putting myself through that if I can’t wash it right the fuck off.
Also I hate having people who aren’t a partner or close friend/family member touch me. Certainly not some gum-smacking mouthbreather.
If you’re a barber/hairstylist and you get people in and out in five minutes and don’t ask them personal questions and breathe all over them, you’re a goddamn hero, and I salute you.
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I approve of this general grouchiness.