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Originally Posted by amerikangod
Whiskey. Is. King.
And:
HOLY SHIT, coins from the Bahamas have starfish on them! This is like aquarium money. I am... what's the word... flabbergasted? Does that word have a manlier synonym?
I need more booze in order to properly appreciate this.
A tiny jackass ghetto kid came into my store today and was immediately all "You have a small store, I give it a B+" and I immediately fucking retorted "You're fucking small!" He kind of laughed and was all "Touche..." until he realized how serious I was being. Then he left.
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Ouch. Hope he no come back tomorrow and pop you with his 45.
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Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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