England and Chelsea footballer Frank Lampard is to write a series of children's books, publisher Little Brown has announced.
I have a few suggestions in the field
Jamie Redknapp and the LITERALLY giant peach
Ade Akinbayi and the chocolate factory
Alice in Sunderland (In fairness, thats already been done)
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