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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
The homeowner's carbon footprint must be huge.
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thats alright.. the Ghost of Al Gore will catch up with them inevitably haunting their conscience.
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Originally Posted by ni'k
are you being sarcastic? if not then noone cares enough to stop you and noone is trying to. it is a conservative fantasy that evil secularists are trying to take away their christmas enjoyment, and that some avant quirk of modernity will rob christmas of its true substance. my theory is it comes from their repressed knowledge of the ridiculousness of their beliefs and the anger at projected onto the other that arouses from the shame and guilt they feel for experiencing the misery of their traditions, like most other forms of conservative pyschosis. its up to us to make this fantasy a reality, and wreck christmas for everyone else. it is our duty to destroy it and punish anyone expressing christmas cheer, ban all outdoor decorations and set up a gestapo like force to bust into people's homes and destroy their trees and break up any illegal celebrations. this ruthless taskforce must not hesitate in mercy when stamping on and firing point blank at little timmys ps3 or little jane's new puppy. any mention of santa claus or christ should be enough to get people fired and all attempts to send cards should be intercepted and burnt by the postal authorities. we can erase it within a few generations when we work together. this would give the daily mail brigade exactly the type of persecution they so desperately want so they can burst forth in a shrieking orgy of self righteous defiance, allowing us to easily acertain and thin out the less desirable ranks of the populace, sending them to work in the water mines or if we are feeling gracious into the merzcell. december 25th (or whatever it's equivalent in the metric calendar) will become annual celebration of secular modernity day, a minor state holiday not generally noticed by the populace.
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yes, as long as you realize that those assholes are not truly Christians, and the cyclical totalitarianism they practice is not Christianity.
"Pure and undefiled religion is this, that you look after the orphans and widows in their distress.."