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my friend's mom's cousin's friend's nephew was friends with robin hood (he was a real person) and said that he could kill an entire japanese ninja swat team dressed in silver lame hotpants with just one flick of a plastic spoon and some glitter.
chuck's one poem about leaves in autumn that was like, fucking longer than all three lord of the rings books combined is actually really beautiful once it's about fifty pages in.
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fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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