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Old 05.20.2010, 01:15 PM   #17
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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Okay, after nearly six years working at a department store 3rd shift, I think it's time for me to move on to greener pastures (and go to a video store part time... hey, free rentals! And it'll be FUN!). So, I need some epic ass way to quit. I was thinking of going down the can aisle and knocking over all the cans. Or the chemical aisle. Or taking some frozen foods pallets and parking them on the other side of the store.

shit a brick, hide it in the frozen goods? dna could be trackable though.

one thing to consider: video stores are dying like flies at the hands of netflix, so don't burn any bridges.

well maybe you wanna burn bridges so you're forced to forever move forward, which would be a good thing.

i think pissing on your boss while you stand on his desk would be epic.
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