Okay, after nearly six years working at a department store 3rd shift, I think it's time for me to move on to greener pastures (and go to a video store part time... hey, free rentals! And it'll be FUN!). So, I need some epic ass way to quit. I was thinking of going down the can aisle and knocking over all the cans. Or the chemical aisle. Or taking some frozen foods pallets and parking them on the other side of the store.
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