Originally Posted by Vodka Goblin

Fukkin daft fukkin elves yeh they think they lyke ded gud n all but they not, they just fukkin crap n HEY THATS LYKE DED TRUE N ALL n i kno its tru cos me mayte jaffi 'the professer' sez its tru n he knos lyke evryfin he's lyke ded ded ded ded clevver he can cownt up to TWELVE ryte lyke wenevver y'want he can do it n he onli maykes a cupple of mistaykes so the message ryte is DAFT FUKKIN ELVES FUKKIN SUK oh its not reely irellievents tho its ded important but i'm tellin yus enniway hey lissen THE GOBLIN'S GOTTA GO FOR NOW SO LYKE LUV N ALL N BE NYCE an of yeh ITS GETTIN COLD LYKE ALL A BIT LYKE WINTER SO REMEMBER TO PUT SUM FOOD OWT FOR THE BIRDS AN THE LITTEL ANNIMALS n dont forget to throw stiks at elves to n evryfin n evryfin ha ha ryte bye.