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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

every 13 year old boy in america who listens to classic rock radio...

tries to play stairway to heaven on a cheap stratocaster copy they got for christmas.
incessantly discusses what a genius jimi hendrix was.
idolizes pete townshend.

you get the idea.

As opposed to:

every 13 year old boy in america who listens to "alternative" rock radio...

tries to play smells like teen spirit on a cheap stratocaster copy he got for christmas.
incessantly discusses what a genius Kurt Cobain was.
idolizes Billy Corgan.

you get the idea.