[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

not Christmas, which featured a Jew; Julfest, which was based on traditional Nordic-Aryan values, such as the Yulegoats (Julbocken) Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjostr, who pulled mighty Thor o'er the Bifrost to Juntenheim, so he could smash the skulls of Frost Giants (Jews), with his mighty hammer, Mjolnir.

If e'er he was hungry, or in need of a good fuck, mighty Thor could take advantage of his goat friends, who would technomagically reappear the next day, ready for more pullin', more eatin', and more fuckin'.

 

Crikey! Australia sure must be a kick ass place yo