to sum things up:
- I now make more than I ever have.
- my paid time-off has increased by 350% (srsly).
- I get SICK TIME now...you know...like when you're sick and don't have to use PTO.
- they PAY ME, that's right, with real money, to have fucking TEA for 40 minutes a day. TEA, for godsakes...and I don't even have to HAVE tea if I don't want to!!
- see also: the 350% increase in days off being paid at an additional 17.5% loading.
so, yeah, fuck a global wreck of an economy. shit's shiney.