i used to have legs but i realized they required calories so i cut them off. now all i hope for is for handicap ramps at street crossings.
ha ha ok, sorry for the teasing. i had no car in DC (only a zipcar membership), but living in the southwest without one would be crippling. LA is so fucking big, i can't imagine the pain of going around without wheels.
are there buses to the beach?
fuck your vanity, get yourself a rusty clunker, and help the american dream of choking the planet with our exhaust fumes.
eh, holy fuck, time to get on the tv.
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