[candymoan]

i bought a second hand violin bow..
turn the volume up and drone close to the amp..
you can also stick a drumstick beneath the strings to raise them..
bowing that way is easier..
mix and twist all the effects..
add computer generated noise..
play against a backdrop of a television tuned to a talk show..
loop samples from porn flicks..
loop samples from politician speeches..

possibilities are endless...