Bono is so douchey that I can't ever imagine myself giving U2 a fair shot
And if I did, I would do so in secrecy.
It'd be like randomly becoming a big fan of Coldplay or something
Too polished. Too pretty
(I have no idea what U2 actually sounds like... don't they go "Hello, Hellloooo Hola Hola and I FEEEEEELL?)
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