Hey guys, I just got back from Seattle. I was there visiting a friend and I totally got to see the Butthole Surfers! The highlight of the night probably wasn't the music though. I saw this lonely looking dude with some emo bangs and I totally made out with him. Out of pity? Hate? I'm not even sure. He had his eyes closed the whole time and his fists nervously clenched at his sides, I doubt he even knew what I looked like! In any case I bet he caught my stomach virus. That's what you get for eating indian food right off of a freshly used toilet seat for $50 for some guy off of Craigslist. Hey, I had to pay for my ticket somehow!
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