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Originally Posted by truncated
My method:
1. Seduce relatively wealthy hipster boys with my cunning ways.
2. Feign doe-eyed musical ignorance so that they feel compelled to bring their LP collections over in an attempt to educate me.
3. Wear revealing clothing to distract them during said instructional date, in hopes of them forgetting to take back above-mentioned LPs.
4. Initiate sudden, yet amiable breakup, leaving no feelings of animosity that may result in demands to return belongings.
5. Exponentially increase album collection with no cost to myself.
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I heard something said by someone...I think it went a little like: "You are so shamelessly, heartlessly mean. Bless you."
By far the best method.........