This is serious: my first memory in life is my dad changing my diaper as I was pissing everywhere. I was 9 years old.
BA DUM CRASH.
That is seriously my earliest memory though... pissing all over myself and my dad. Fitting, I guess, since my dad is the worst person in the entire world. I also remember watching a RoboCop cartoon --
was there a RoboCop cartoon? I remember watching it. And eating oatmeal.
edit: Hey!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RoboCop...nimated_Series