I used to go out with a girl with a harelip. Not as severe as the above, I might add. She also had a lisp. And was northern. Tip to girls: lisps and northern accents are unspeakably sexy.
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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.
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