My Little Chickadee
I'm a big fan of Mae West and WC Fields. This isn't the greatest film of either but the only one they appeared together in. Anyway, there's a bit in it where Fields describes beating up/being beating up by 'Chicago Molly' that's honestly one of the most laugh out loud things I've ever heard/seen. I was thinking about it on the train home from work today and kept giggling to myself.
Not sure if anyone else will find it anywhere near as funny but anyway,
here's the clip.