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Give her a fiver and ask her to paint your fence. Don't tell her where the fence is, or that you don't have a fence. If you do have a fence - perfect! Move that fence to somewhere unreachable. Don't have a fence? - perfect! Buy one, ask her to paint it, but make the fence invisible. With your mind. Then, when she's asleep, put a load of fence panels, but no paint, in her room, and stand behind the fences with your friends, chanting 'fence' very, very quietly.
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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.
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