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Remember Justin Bailey?
Remember when ya found out Samus was a pretty lady?
Remember fightin' Mother BRain and blastin' 80 missiles at her bravely?
Remember goin' straight up crazy in four player Gauntlet, baby?
Have you played the classics lately?...
Who could forget the Konami Code that helped us so greatly?
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, and start.
I know the motherfuckin' code by heart.
And remember Journey to Silius?
*crickets chirp*
Fuck all y'all fakes
You're all fuckin' silly-ass.
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