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this thread is now about why my cat is better than your cat.
MY cat may be summoned from the other room simply by calling her name.
YOUR cat just lays there on his back, farting.
MY cat can carry on an hour-long conversation.
YOUR cat barely knows English.
MY cat is sleek and beautiful.
YOUR cat is the shape of a distended sausage.
MY cat is a dainty eater, plucking out choice individual pieces.
YOUR cat can consume an entire bowl of food before it's finished being poured from the feedbag.
MY cat is CLEARLY superior.
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