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it's not easter anylonger, but it's too funny to pass up;
"No wife would ever buy the resurrection story. Yeah, Jesus leaves on Friday, he doesn't get back 'til monday, & she says, Where have you been, for 3 days Mr.Winemaker? No, I'll tell you where I've been. Not that it's any of your business but I was Dead! I'm in a fucking grave OUTSIDE OF TOWN! I'm fighting Death, Hell, Decomposure. I'm about to change form into the sprit of light, about to go into the kingdom of God, & I go wait a second, I better go back 'cuz she doesn't know where I'VE BEEN!"
-Sam Kinison
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"It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign.
Just like it takes 2 people to make love.
When you go like this  , you're jerking off."
-George Carlin
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