MADONNA = Italian-American, got her comeuppance in pre-gentrified totally gritty Lower East Side NYC, FUCKED MICHAEL GIRA FROM SWANS
GAGA = Italian-American, got her comeuppance in post-gentrified totally not gritty yuppy central LES NYC, claims new album is inspired by "German gothic industrial beats," which means it's gonna be a bad Eurotrash gay porn soundtrack
Conspiracy?
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