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Originally Posted by Vodka Goblin
ME name is Vodka Goblin 'n' I live with Mrs Goblin y'kno we livin in sin or wotever but thats how we live its cool ya may remember from the old bord that I as tryin to be an m.p. but the elf m.p. who was there was ded corrupt 'n' all 'n' fiddled the election wich suks cos like i did wot i could i even cheated reely well but i still lost thats cos the elves are just corrupt 'n' dodgy 'n' all i hate them a lot an the gnomes too y'kno they bad aswel I dont reely play any instruwments i just hit things with sticks i call it drummin but Mrs Goblin calls it a racket ha ha i like it 'n' it annoys the elves when me 'n' me mates stand outside bangin stuff when they asleep its funny cos they get ded mad 'n' we leg it 'n' laff at them 'n' all so right if y'like noizi music 'n' beer 'n' stuf 'n' y'dont like elves 'n' gnomes cos they orrible then y'can be me mate no worry, come down to the Red Dragon tavern for the deicide karaoke 'n'sing y'kno like ARGHH ARUGHHHH WRAUGHHHHHHHHH, like that 'n' try the goblin ale good stuf if y'like y'beer to smash y'brains out a bit but hey ONLY DRINK THE GOBLIN ALE WHEN YA OLD ENUFF 'N' ALL be responsible y'kno 'n' take care see ya later maybe i'm goin to find some elves to mess wiv.
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If he's not a genius i don't know who is.