Yeah, I might. I've always wanted to stick it up my ass, honestly. But I've refrained since I use it on the old lady... Because even if I, you know, clean it really well (and I do clean it after every use), there's still some microscopic anus germs on it so yeah.
But I wouldn't mind having her vagina and anus germs in my anus so I'll probably just regift it to myself. Haha. Lube up a nice glow in the dark dildo, shove it up my ass, and jerk off. Sounds like a part-ay!
I've also always kinda wanted to suck a dick. I think I'd be good at it. My dick is big enough where it can reach my mouth. The head of it at least. So I licked the head of my dick once for fun. It didn't feel good. But still. I think I might see if I can deep throat it. It's about the same length as my actual penis length (a little over 7 inches). Pretty fun. I dunno, I'll just have fun with it. It was only $20. Cheap-ass dildo dick.
If all else fails, the rave glowstick suggestion is quite good.
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