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Originally Posted by h8kurdt

Wait what? I missed something here.

john waters, divine, the whole dreamland crew including one lady who became a successful casting agent are all from baltimore (“bawlmor”)

that fine city (“the city that reads!” it calls itself) is only a stone’s throw away from dc. well, in american scale anyway. accessible by cheap commuter train from union station.

not that touristy except for some shitty inner harbor, but full of hidden gems—like the visionary art museum.

great markets to eat seafood, both lexington (huge) and cross street (small)

poe’s burial place and last house are there (never went to the house. was ina a neighborhood right out of the wire back then. probably still might be. ask about the “poe homes”)

catch an orioles game, likely much cheaper than the nationals (but equally as boring)

check out their glorious tacky little italy and vaccaro’s pastry shop, where the obese get obeser

if the ottobar is still open and has a good show, that used to be a great little spot

hampden though has gone from working class neighborhood (home to “pecker”) to hot hipster quarters for the gentrifier mob.

see pigtown before it’s all gone.

last: divine plays dawn davenport in female trouble. but there is a dawn davenport news person in nashville. sure it’s a sign! ha ha ha ha