[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson

When I think of GD throughout the day, as I often do. I chuckle to myself, as a Hershey bar drops from my trousers, and wonder "Man, that guy sure is the grooviest muchacho I know."

I proceed to pick up my chocolate snack, slowly (due to excruciating back injury), and let the chocolate melt on my fingertips underneath the deafening Michigan summer sun. I suck the milky, chocolatey sludge right off the grains of my fingerprints and fantasize about him actually acknowledging me in a friendly manner.

Maybe.




Maybe, just this once...

Well thank you then.