[k-krack]

When were you happiest?
Hmm... tough one right off the bat... I really don't know...
What is your greatest fear?
Losing people I love.
What is your earliest memory?
A dream I may or may have not had... sliding down the big hill at my aunts cottage with a bunch of wildlife.
Which living person do you most admire, and why?
Hmm. I think T... or my uncle... T: obvious Uncle: A grerat man
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
I sometimes am an unintentional prick.
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Constant prickery.
What was your most embarrassing moment?
Lots of stuff...
Aside from property, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought?
Guitar, maybe?
What is your most treasured possession?
Anything music related
Where would you like to live?
Montreal, Toronto
What would your super-power be?
Lasers. No question. Lasers. Everywhere.
What makes you depressed?
Too much.
What do you most dislike about your appearance?
I don't like how my hair doesn't agree with what I say. Dry skin, too.
Who would play you in a film of your life?
Uh, Johnny Depp. (l0llerc0pter, just joking). I don't really know... as an older dude, Bill Murray.
What is your most unappealing habit?
Swearing? I swear lots... I don't mind, though. Being a music snob? I don't care, again.
What is your fantasy costume of choice?
Bondage.
What is your guiltiest pleasure?
Cummin'.
What do you owe your parents?
Genetics... probably my temper... ugh.
To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why?
My dear friend Emmett, for no solid reason, just... ugh, you wouldn't understand, Nobody.
What does love feel like?
I don't know.
Have you ever said ‘I Love You’ and not meant it?
Plen'ny. I'm a heartbreaker.
Which living person do you most despise, and why?
Hmm. A lot of people. One guy because he's a fucking waste of life. I don't even know him, but he's better off dead.
Who would you invite to a dream dinner party?
Ouh! Well, first off, my close friends, Mitch Hedberg (alive), Karl Marx, Will Ferrell, and ten special guests.
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
"dude" "duder" "man" "cunt" "prick" "hey" "ehhhhh"
What is the worst job you’ve ever done?
nothing.
If you could edit your past, what would you change?
Uhhh, a couple things.. nothing sticks out as major, though.
If you could go back in time where would you go?
1981, NYC.
How do you relax?
Play music, relax, walk around, listen to music.
How often do you have sex?
0 times daily.
What single thing would improve the quality of your life?
Being better at singing/screaming.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Living?
What keeps you awake at night?
The universe; the world; my life as it is; my life as it could be; music.
How would you like to be remembered?
I don't know.
What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
Lots of things suck. Also, that I'm not good with dealing with shit.
Where would you most like to be right now?
Ugh, playing music.
Tell me a joke.
What did the Spanish priest say to the Arabian psychologist?