Here's the lyrics to my silly metal song Dirty Mud, a Burning Candle song. It's about an evil parent who is upset because his child isn't so evil.
you can hear it at
http://www.myspace.com/burningcandle
DIRTY MUD
I LOOK AT YOUR FACE
I SEE THROUGH YOU EYES
I LEARNED THAT LIFE IS
JUST DEATH IN DISGUISE
I REARED YOU FROM BIRTH
TO BE MY WICKED CHILD
MY PARENTING FAILED
CUZ YOU'RE NOT VERY WILD
A DARK FORTNIGHT AGO
I SENT YOU TO KILL
I THOUGHT YOU CAUSED FRIGHT
TILL YOU STEPPED IN THE LIGHT
WHAT I THOUGHT WAS CRIMSON BLOOD
TURNED OUT TO BE DIRTY MUD
I TAUGHT YOU TO KILL
SATANIC SACRIFICE
BUT YOU PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS
YOU'RE JUST TOO DAMN NICE
YOU WON'T EAT HUMAN FLESH
YOU WON'T DRINK VIRGIN BLOOD
YOU JUST PLAY WITH DOOMED BOVINES
IN THAT DIRTY MUD
MY TORTURE DEVICES
YOU PAWNED FOR CASH
YOU THREW MY SKULL COLLECTION
INTO THE TRASH
YOU'RE GROUNDED FROM PLAY
GO PRACTICE YOUR SPELLS
I COMMAND YOU TO SUMMON
THE DEMONS OF HELL
A DARK FORTNIGHT AGO
I SENT YOU TO KILL
I THOUGHT YOU CAUSED FRIGHT
TIL YOU STEPPED IN THE LIGHT
WHAT I THOUGHT WAS
CRIMSON BLOOD
TURNED OUT TO BE
JUST DIRTY MUD