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Originally Posted by Satan
no! i love my momma and you should love yours whether she likes nirvana or not!
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reasons i refuse to:
* she's an avid birdwatcher
* she allowed my dad to be a morris dancer and even sewed the bells on his friggin costume
* she made me eat vegetable sausages
* she once grounded me for a year cos i ran away and tried to sleep under a bridge
* she called me a selfish bitch
having said that now yes i do love her but thats cos she lives in another country and i dont have to speak to her anymore, yay!